Today's Review: The Experiment (Das Experiment)
Starring: Moritz Bleibtreu, Justus von Dohnanyi
Directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

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 Let's face it, when God was handing out the abilities for nations to contribute to Pop Culture, Germany was on the bowl. That's not to say that they haven't made any at all, but they're not all "Metropolis." For every Franka Potente they give us, we get an Udo Kier* in return. Not to mention the Nenas, Falcos, and Kraftwerks we're forced to endure. Of course, to be entirely fair, they've also given us "Das Boot." In return we gave them Hasselhoff. Proof further which side won the war.

Interestingly enough, they're also known for length. The classic "Greed" by Erich von Stroheim (1925) originally ran for over 8 hours. Wagner's "Ring Cycle" operas totals, when performed back to back, approximately 12 years. And contrary to popular belief, at NO time during those epic operas does a SINGLE CHARACTER sing "Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!" I learned that the hard way, kids.

Fortunately, "The Experiment" only lasts a tidy 114 minutes. And it's pretty good too. I'd even go so far as to say that it's the best German movie I've seen since "Run Lola Run". Of course, heaping that kind of praise on it is meaningless when I admit that I haven't SEEN a single German film since "Run Lola Run", but I'm hoping my candour is appreciated.

"The Experiment" stars a bunch of people whose names I can't pronounce, like Moritz Bleibtreu. If the name means nothing to you, he's the liver-lipped boyfriend of Franka Potente that ups and gets her killed twice.hardly worth it, if you ask me. Bleibtreu plays Tarek Fahd, a taxi driver who answers an ad in the paper for volunteers for a prison-type experiment. It sounds like a pretty good gig.he gets 4000 Marks for 14 days work. Proving early on how trustworthy he is, he immediately goes to the journal he used to write for and offers to sell the exclusive story of the experiment for an additional 10,000 Marks. For those of you scrambling for currency converters, don't. They use the Euro now, and 14,000 Marks at the time was roughly equivalent to about a buck-ten. He still manages to have enough put away to invest in a nifty video camera system though.the camera is hidden in the frames of a pair of nerd-glasses, with the receiver cleverly disguised as a Walkman.

Of course, we never see the receiver again, and since he's volunteering to be a "prisoner" he can't take it with him. This leads me to one of two possible conclusions: 1) it has even more range than they tell us, not to mention almost unlimited hard-drive space and battery power, or 2) This is all just an excuse to show us grainy, black-and-white point-of-view shots. Oh, wait, the third possibility is that the receiver is hidden in a very clever spot. I'd prefer to think it's 2, because the third possibility makes me squirm uncomfortably in my chair. (And if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm saying he hid it in his ASS.)

Back to the story.20 people have volunteered for this "experiment". 12 of them "prisoners" and 8 of them "guards". Among Liver-Lips' fellow prisoners are his cellmate, a mysterious fellow whose entire reason for being seems to be to remind us of Jason Statham of "The Transporter" fame. This is no mean feat, considering this movie was made long before "The Transporter", so I'd have to say that under the circumstances he does a pretty good job. There's also a sad-sack type who runs a convenience kiosk but manages to have no friends at all. On one hand, this rings false because the character is very likable the kind of guy you can picture knocking back a few bottles of Becks with while discussing Gerhard Schroeder's foreign policy or soccer scores. On the other hand, the character works because he's in prison, and loners like that usually wind up there after the cache of bodies is discovered crammed in their crawlspaces.

There are the guards too. One is a really bad Elvis impersonator. I'm going to go out on a limb and say there's no such thing as a GOOD German Elvis impersonator, but for all I know there's a guy in Dusseldorf named Elvich Preissler who packs in the crowds. It's also easier to buy him as an Elvis impersonator because he's too fat to be a Hasselhoff impersonator, too male to be a Nena impersonator, and too alive to be a Falco impersonator**. There 's also Berus, the self-appointed leader of the guards. He's blond, blue eyed, and psychotic. I guess they didn't want to go with the "Col. Klink" stereotype guard, so they went with the much less obvious "Typical Third Reich" stereotype.

Well, believe it or not kids, Liver-Lips and Berus don't get along. To be fair, ALL of the prisoners act like a bunch of tools at first, knowing that the "guards" are forbidden to use violence to keep order. But Liver-Lips persists in taunting Berus, and soon Berus snaps. What follows is a battle of wills between the two, with disastrous consequences. For all my sarcasm, this is actually a pretty effective psychological thriller. This may be in part because it's based on actual events. The infamous "Stanford Prison Experiment" in 1971 was an almost identical study, with equally harrowing results. At first, I was a little offended that the Germans would exploit a failed American experiment in order to create a hit movie, but then I realized that Americans have produced dozens of hit movies based on the failed German experiment called World War 2, so I didn't feel so bad. But back to the movie: it's pretty good. The characters are all pretty well defined, and the performances are solid all around, especially Liver-Lips. There's a romantic subplot (with a woman, gang.this isn't "Oz") that never really seems to live up to its potential, but to explain further would require some minor spoilers.

The DVD presentation of this movie is decent, but by no means perfect. The extras are skimpy there's no commentary at all, but to be fair, it would be in German and I wouldn't understand a word of it anyways. Instead, there are some mildly interesting production notes and a bunch of trailers. The trailers, by the way, aren't even worth watching if you don't speak the language. The German one is pretty slick, but with the lack of subtitles, it doesn't tell you much. The 3 US trailers are all of such horrible quality that not only do you see the film's time code in them, it ALSO looks like it was taken directly from Quicktime.horrible quality.

My biggest beef is with the subtitles. Some of them are awkwardly translated, some are out of sync, and a couple flash on the screen so quickly that you don't have time to read them (I'm talking under a second here, gang.) It doesn't happen a lot, just enough to notice. And it temporarily takes away from what is ultimately a good movie.

Because it's European, there is a lot on screen that a North American production would never allow to be shown in a million years. This means some pretty intense scenes of humiliation involving body fluid and - at times - a lot of sausage on display. The movie can be brutal, but "good" brutal rather than Nena-concert brutal. It's a character struggle based on position and power.so it's really good if you're into that sort of thing.

Damn.all these Falco jokes, and now I've got "Rock Me Amadeus" stuck in my head. Now THAT'S a form of psychological torture these "guards" didn't even think of.

*For all you Udo Kier fans, I offer this advice: Andy Warhol's movies may have been fun, but there were FAR from good. And Kier hammed his way through them. And he sucked in Ace Ventura, too.

** At this point you may be saying "But he's too alive for Elvis too! Elvis died!" To this I would say "You poor deluded person, you."

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