Hey kids…The Naked Critic here. If you’re reading this on Paul
Buceta’s site, then
1) You’re easily amused, and
2) You know, as well as I do, what a big wussy-pants he is.
The other day he called me, in tears. “Naked,” he said, “I love
your reviews. I do! But, you’ve got to do something about the swearing!
I’m trying to run a family site, and if you keep using words like
“ass”, I could get net-nannyed!
Please don’t get me net-nannyed!” At this point, I assume he curled
into a fetal position and started hugging his blanky.
Anyway, I promised him I would tone it down.
But, I also sort of lied.
We’ll censor this version, but to read the uncensored version, just send
an email to thenakedcritic-subscribe@topica.com.
The only real difference is seeing the actual F word instead of the
“F---“you’ll be reading here, but what the heck…it’s
free, and I need subscribers. Thanks.
Now, on with the review.
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