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Inside sources claim that Fitness & Glamour photographer Paul Buceta has been named as new guitar player for legendary progressive rock band SAGA.
In a press conference yesterday, Buceta stated that he is hanging up his camera to pursue his life long dream of being a rock star.
“The transition is quite natural” says Buceta, from his Mississauga studio, “I have always played air guitar in the photo studio when no one is watching, sometimes I do it in the washroom in front of the mirror.”
The news has come as quite a shock to both long time Saga fans who claim they will boycott the upcoming world tour, as well as fitness models and publications alike, who say they will be looking to Yanki Yuksel to fill their submission requirements. The band has been unavailable for comment.