An On-Line Journal
by Paul Buceta

2003 03 03 - There goes the neighborhood

I'm having some realtors over to review my house. I'm hoping they can give me some good advice as to what improvements I'll need to make to get a good price when I sell.

I put an offer on a great home close by and things are looking very promising.

At this point you might want to remember the Jefferson's theme song, "We're Moving on Up", to get into the spirit of things before reading on.

This home is larger than mine with a fantastic pool and solarium. It also has full 8-foot high ceilings, which give the house a full 3400 sq ft living space. But here's the real buying point - It backs onto a huge park with a soccer field, a baseball diamond, a basketball court, two tennis courts and beautifully paved walkways throughout. I mentioned it had a pool right?

Does anyone know if turtles urinate where they swim?