An On-Line Journal
by Paul Buceta
2003 03 12 - Single white male...

I guess things all come down to perspectives.

Life is funnier than fiction.
My friend, whom we'll call Mr Mango, had just broken up with his girlfriend of a few years.
Being very wealthy he had always taken care of her financially while she took care of him and the house.

Being a bit concerned for his emotional status, (his place being in a state of total disarray) I volunteered to introduce him to some available women.

His response, and I quote;
"Nah, I'm just going to put an ad in the paper that reads,
Single male looking for girlfriend - You don't have to be pretty, just respond quick, the dishes are piling up."

His current status=Unchanged.