An On-Line Journal
by Paul Buceta
2003 06 05 - Divorced!

I received this email from my brother today...

Say it ain't so!

I can't believe you're selling your Shaguar.
Why must you throw away such beauty? What kind of horrible monster are you?

Damn it mister, I haven't even had the chance to experience the thrill of this British mechanical marvel.

I despise you and all that you stand for. I divorce you from brotherhood and condemn you to a life of minivans and station wagons. May you burn for your lack of dedication and honour.

Post this on your God forsaken daily journal.

By the way, how much are you asking for it? :)

Edward


Edward - Who?

I can't help chuckling every time I get an email from my brother.

You see, up until recently he has never really had Internet.
(Aside from occasional usage here and there).

I'm glad that he reads my journal, it's flattering.
However, now I can't go into details about embarrassing moments where he's concerned - And trust me, there have been a few...

Like what he might or might not do for $1.00.