An On-Line Journal
by Paul Buceta
2003 09 04 - Aren't we a pear?

I don't think I mentioned before, I have a pear tree in my back yard.
The people that sold me the house told me a bunch of specific things which I don't recal.
One of those things was when to pick the fruit from the trees.

I walked up to the tree, grabbed a pear and took a bite.
Luckily there was no worm.
Also luckily, the pear was ripe. Perfect time to start picking.

I ran to the garage and grabbed a ladder, tripod and camera...

Although the one in my hand looks green, it really tasted great.

And this proves another thing, heterosexual men do pick fruit.

They do don't they?