An On-Line Journal
by Paul Buceta
2003 10 29 - Halloweenie

I spent a few hours going through stuff stored in my garage since my move.


I managed to find old costumes and decorations for Halloween.

I also carved some pumpkins for the front porch.

Oh yeah, and I cut my hair.

This will be the first time I'll be handing out treats (and tricks) in my new house.
In my old house my brother would come over and we'd take turns getting into a gorilla outfit to scare the little ones.
Talk about fun. This one time we scared a male teen so bad that he shrieked like a little girl.
His friends were all rolling around on my lawn with tears of laughter.

Here's a costume that didn't quite work for a couple of reasons.

If you look at the image to the left, you'll notice that I am sporting a horrible 'assfront'.

I ask you, what kind of woman would find a guy with a giant 'assfront' attractive?

Exactly.
I'm going to dig through some more boxes.

I know I have a few more outfits laying around.