An On-Line Journal
by Paul Buceta

2004 10 10 - Purple Crap

As I type this the credits to the movie Purple Rain are rolling.

I just sat through the whole movie.



I don't know why and I can honestly say I shouldn't have.
This has got to be one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time.
Admittedly, I kinda liked the topless scene where Apollonia jumps in the lake but the rest... just garbage.

I think I'll ask my friend The Naked Critic to review the movie so that you don't just take MY word for it.

In hindsight I have to imagine that Prince has got to recoil at the thought of this movie.
If I made this movie I would be ashamed beyond words.

Don't get me wrong, I kinda like the little guy.
My favorite song by him is a tiny rare piece almost no one knows called Tambourine.
If I remember correctly he played every instrument in the piece.
(Not that I'm recommending it but you can probably find it on one of those crazy file sharing sites)

I just thought of something; What do doves crying really sound like?